The Life of a Serial Mistress

I used to think that an affair meant there was something wrong in a marriage or that the wife had somehow 'failed' her husband. I'm snorting with laughter at my own naivety on that. It's in a man's nature to stray. I can honestly say that every man I know, without exception, has at one point or another been unfaithful to a girlfriend or wife. Friends, neighbours, colleagues; I can't name a single man who hasn't cheated. A friend of mine is a high class escort. Occasionally she has tried to get me into the business but I have refused. I don't want any part of that side but she has confirmed that 85% of her clients are married or attached. And the 15% who are single or gay have told her that they would continue to see her, or another escort, should they get hitched or settle down at some point. We have discussed at length the similarity between escorting and being a mistress and I have to agree, there is a fine line. As one of my lovers has said, ...

Just a quick note to let you all know that you can still find me without the . blogspot now :) I am now the proud owner of : SerialMistress .com and soon to follow will be SerialMistress.co.uk Now I really do need to finish the book! :) The page redirects to my blog for now, until the new website is finished, but of course its always nice having a non . blogspot web name :)

To celebrate Valentines Day I thought I would bring you some interesting sex and romance facts - some are wild, some are sweet... and some will make your jaw hit the floor :) Like fingerprints or snowflakes, no two lip impressions are alike, and they're even used in forensic science. A peck on the cheek uses two facial muscles; a passionate kiss, all 34. For every 'normal' page on the Internet, there are five porn pages. Some very, very lucky women can reach a climax just by having their nipples stroked and sucked. Animals kiss and make up too - chimpanzees kiss and embrace after fights. The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right handed men - and vice versa (You're looking now aren't you? lol) Women who read slushy novels apparently have sex twice as often as those who don't. I better get down to the library! Kissing releases the endorphin dopamine, which apparently gives you a rush of elation that is similar to cocaine. The Catholic church...

I am frequently asked what I do that wives don't. Its hard to be specific, so I thought I would give you a list of things that men really like - in my experience. It is not necessarily what they are missing at home, or getting from me. In fact men see me for many different reasons, and I have always said that it is never specifically sex they are looking for. As a mistress I offer far more, but I thought this would be a lighthearted look at what they might be looking for. And for those in a relationship, you might pick up a few tips to keep him happy. Blow jobs - The world is divided into two types of men: those who love blow jobs, and those who are dead. Nothing is sexier than a dirty woman rubbing his cum into her face after sex. Finger up the arse - Men love it when a woman puts a finger up his arse while she is sucking him off at the same time. If she can manage to gently squeeze and juggle (not literally) his balls at the same time, so much the better. Talking dirty - D...

Some stats* you might be interested in, some fascinating, some shocking :) Three out of four men will cheat on their wives and/or girlfriends One in four men has more than four affairs Fewer than one in ten men having an affair will leave their wife for their mistress Three-quarters of men who do marry their mistress will later divorce her 80% of men and women who divorce because of an affair ultimately regret their decision The richer, more successful and better educated a man is, the more likely he is to have an affair - but the less like he is to leave his wife 88% of 'alpha males' cheat 85% of women who suspect their lover is cheating are correct 50% of women discover their partner's first affair (which means 50% don't ...) Only 46% of men believe online affairs are adultery 94% of men don't think flirting is being unfaithful Ten years after divorce, just 10% of couples (husbands and wives) have a better quality of life Post-divorce, men are financially 25% bett...

A great read - and a must read for all those doing what I do! :) http://i.illicitencounters.com/v/valentines_ebook.pdf Especially funny part on presents - remember folks, only a week to go to buy something amazing, and if anyone buys me flowers from a place that sells milk, we'll be falling out!! :)

A great article from a couple of weeks ago. It seems the philanderer is getting more and more popular :) http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/hit-and-run/hit--run-why-lust-at-first-site-is-big-bucks-1865896.html