The Life of a Serial Mistress

The latest article appearing in Rude Magazine - all about being a serial mistress :) http://www.rudemagazine.co.uk/features/the-serial-mistress.php

I will not get naked on the first or second date.  Waste anyones time if there's no spark. Tolerate unemployed, illiterate, rude men who don't make any effort for me.  Stop asking stupid questions like 'Who was your favourite Womble?' and 'If you were a biscuit, what sort would you be?' Not answer any ridiculously personal questions before I meet, such as 'Do you spit or swallow?'

A fabulous online magazine I was introduced to this afternoon.  What a great source of fascinating information.  A must read for all of my followers :) Rude Magazine

His hair is sexily chopped, he smells of Chanel, his suit is Armani, and what's that on his feet?????  Donald Duck socks, of course!!!  What is this shit??? Grown men padding around in primary-coloured cartoon-character socks is neither cute nor endearing.  But you can't just blame the boy-men: give a slap on the wrists for those bad-taste women who buy them the shameless socks in the first place.  Kick those Disney socks into touch, please!!! Maybe, the wife hopes it will put off any advancing woman and, in this case, it worked!

More interesting but true facts about my favourite subject... 1/3 of men have never had a romantic breakfast with their girlfriend One fifth of men have had a steamy Skype session 70% of men have watched porn online. I think the others are lying 27% of men would sleep with someone 'repulsive' for £1m 96% of men wouldn't send flowers to their partner's work 18% of men go on a diet because of a new partner Men think a loose bun is the best hairstyle for a first date 11% of men admit to flirting at work Men spend an average of £235 a year on looking good 42% of men say they're single because they are shy 57% of men would prefer a month without sex than a month without their mobile 28% of men don't know girls pluck their chin hairs 27% of men would date a married woman 50% of holiday romances last less than a week 33% of men say they feel depressed on 'fat days' 1/4 men wee in the shower 79% of men think it's most likely they'll...

I've been getting grief for not posting, so I've decided to start again.  Various reasons stopped me writing but I've missed it.  I've been keeping up with my posts, on paper, but just not on here.  I realised it wasn't what I started the blog for, so here I am again.  Time to get back into it, and start enjoying what I loved doing in the first place. If anyone has anything negative to say about my return, please crack on, but nothing is going to stop me posting any more. :)

I got a lovely email the other day from one of my followers, asking me for advice regarding a first date. I've tried replying, to give him the benefit of my experience, but sadly his mail keeps getting returned to me. So I decided to post his original dilemma on here and the reply I was sending him, so he can at least see it. I will be posting it tomorrow, but wanted one last try to see if he was reading my blog and could contact me through a different email address. I fear he may have given up on someone he liked on Illicit Encounters, simply because she wasn't as forthcoming as he expected. His problem seemed very similar to a few people I have spoken to in the past, so maybe it will help my other followers facing their first forays into the world of infidelity and internet dating. Sb if you're reading this, get in touch. Good luck in the world of dating :)