Personal Ads.....

This is to show that women have a sense of humour and can dish it out about ourselves just as much as the men can throw it at us :) But I thought it might help the guys on IE looking for their perfect woman :)

Women's Personal Ads

40 ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious smile - Takes a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Fun - Annoying
New age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch
Voluptuous - Very fat
Large frame - Hugely fat
Wants soul mate - Stalker

Feel free to add your own on to the list :)

Comments

  1. Anonymous11 April 2009 at 13:47

    This a very negative view of humanity!

    However, funny too, especially of many of those out there in cyperspace. I must have met several of the types,who are never quite as they seem, mind you are any of us as we seem in site profiles...? I doubt it.

    Made me smile on a dreary Saturday.

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