Thursday, 15 March 2012

My new rules for dating....

  1. I will not get naked on the first or second date. 
  2. Waste anyones time if there's no spark.
  3. Tolerate unemployed, illiterate, rude men who don't make any effort for me. 
  4. Stop asking stupid questions like 'Who was your favourite Womble?' and 'If you were a biscuit, what sort would you be?'
  5. Not answer any ridiculously personal questions before I meet, such as 'Do you spit or swallow?'