The Life of a Serial Mistress

Finally I can sit and do some work tonight :) Tonights work is going to involve finding out more about what constitutes a bad date? Is it something as trivial as simply no attraction, or a date eating with their mouth open? or can it be something hideous, like watching said date lick their plate in a restaurant, or strop off if a suggested 'grope' is turned down? I've had some corkers in my time, and I always assumed it was just me, but apparently not. In the process of writing the book I've chatted to friends, family and strangers, about their hideous dating experiences. It has been hilarious, and very depressing in some cases, to hear that I don't have the monopoly on the 'bad date'. From the man who sent me a photograph of his much younger and much better looking brother, to the man who forced his way into my house, my dates have been 'interesting' to say the least. I've walked away laughing, and I've run away screaming (literally) b

The short fat bald one appeared :( And can't fix my 'problem' until later in the week! I guess I'll have to be visiting friends, towel in hand, for the next couple of days! How incredibly frustrating, and not even some eye candy to help the medicine go down! lol. So, I'm grumpy now, and need cheering up :) Any suggestions?

Unfortunately I'm stuck in the house, with the age old problem of 'waiting for a workman to turn up'. We've all been there, we've all wasted hours of our lives doing it, but hey, these things are sent to try us, and it means I can work on my blog ;) Anyway, this isn't a moan about British workmen, its actually about the attractiveness of certain jobs. My plumber, who I'm hoping will be coming today, and not sending his short fat bald assistant :) is stunning. He could easily be a model and has a body to die for, but obviously, because he's here to do a job I couldn't possibly cross that line, but it doesn't stop me dressing well and making sure my hair is nice lol. But how many of us would cross that line? Are there particular jobs that are more attractive, as opposed to the person? I know girls appreciate a nice fireman, policeman, or professional man in suit, but what do guys like? Is it the predictable nurse, policewoman and headmistre