It's that time again....

It's naked sunbathing time again - yay!!

OK, OK, its not today! But it was this week. It was stunning weather up here and I took advantage of it by laying out for a few days with nothing on. I've been asked by many people if I sunbathe alone, and yes I do. I have invited one or two people to join me in the past, but I do relish the total peace and quiet when I'm alone.

I found this little piece the other day, and it made me smile, because I have a new friend I haven't met yet, who is a naturist, and he's dying to start naked sunbathing with me on a regular basis, and has even invited me to join him at naturist events, and on holidays. I'm not sure how far I could possibly take any of this, at the moment I'm just considering it, but knowing how much fun my followers are, I thought I'd share it with you, and some things I have never got to say to him, or any other naturist I might meet - no matter how much I will be tempted now I've posted this :)

Things you should never say to a naked man

• Ahhh, that's cute
• I'm sorry
• Can we just cuddle?
• They have surgery to fix that
• Wow, and yet your feet are so big
• There's a tower in Italy like that
• It's OK, we'll work around it
• This explains your car
• Great! A treasure hunt!
• But it still works, right?
• Did you date Lorena Bobbit?
• I've smoked joints fatter than that
• Are you cold?
• It's a good thing you have so many other talents
• Does it come with an air pump?
• So, that's why you're supposed to judge people on personality

Sorry everyone, just joking :)