The Life of a Serial Mistress

His hair is sexily chopped, he smells of Chanel, his suit is Armani, and what's that on his feet?????  Donald Duck socks, of course!!!  What is this shit??? Grown men padding around in primary-coloured cartoon-character socks is neither cute nor endearing.  But you can't just blame the boy-men: give a slap on the wrists for those bad-taste women who buy them the shameless socks in the first place.  Kick those Disney socks into touch, please!!! Maybe, the wife hopes it will put off any advancing woman and, in this case, it worked!

More interesting but true facts about my favourite subject... 1/3 of men have never had a romantic breakfast with their girlfriend One fifth of men have had a steamy Skype session 70% of men have watched porn online. I think the others are lying 27% of men would sleep with someone 'repulsive' for £1m 96% of men wouldn't send flowers to their partner's work 18% of men go on a diet because of a new partner Men think a loose bun is the best hairstyle for a first date 11% of men admit to flirting at work Men spend an average of £235 a year on looking good 42% of men say they're single because they are shy 57% of men would prefer a month without sex than a month without their mobile 28% of men don't know girls pluck their chin hairs 27% of men would date a married woman 50% of holiday romances last less than a week 33% of men say they feel depressed on 'fat days' 1/4 men wee in the shower 79% of men think it's most likely they'll...

I've been getting grief for not posting, so I've decided to start again.  Various reasons stopped me writing but I've missed it.  I've been keeping up with my posts, on paper, but just not on here.  I realised it wasn't what I started the blog for, so here I am again.  Time to get back into it, and start enjoying what I loved doing in the first place. If anyone has anything negative to say about my return, please crack on, but nothing is going to stop me posting any more. :)

I got a lovely email the other day from one of my followers, asking me for advice regarding a first date. I've tried replying, to give him the benefit of my experience, but sadly his mail keeps getting returned to me. So I decided to post his original dilemma on here and the reply I was sending him, so he can at least see it. I will be posting it tomorrow, but wanted one last try to see if he was reading my blog and could contact me through a different email address. I fear he may have given up on someone he liked on Illicit Encounters, simply because she wasn't as forthcoming as he expected. His problem seemed very similar to a few people I have spoken to in the past, so maybe it will help my other followers facing their first forays into the world of infidelity and internet dating. Sb if you're reading this, get in touch. Good luck in the world of dating :)

For anyone who missed the article in Bella Magazine last week, here you go xxx Real Life Scarlet Woman When Karen Marley, 44, became disillusioned with single men, she set her sights on ones who were taken.... I've dated a hundred married men Growing up with my older sister Debbie, I spent hours gossiping with her about boys and our future husbands. 'No one will be good enough for my girls,' my dad Harry said. I always hoped I'd meet a man like Dad - intelligent, charismatic and kind. And when he died I was heartbroken. I was 22 and started looking to replace that protective figure in my life. I met Alan, then 32, a year on. He was a mechanic and similar to Dad. We married two years later when I was 25 and I thought it was forever. But we drifted apart and eight years later we divorced. I joined a dating website, where I met Robert, a 42-year-old businessman. He was open about still loving his ex but naively I thought I could change him. 'I'm sorry, Karen...

I recently wrote this piece of fiction, from the perspective of a mistress different from myself. As I was writing it I realised this is how most affairs progress, and where most mistresses end up; knowing the wife, falling in love, and realising it will never be what they want. So many people criticise my life as a mistress, but this is exactly why I never date anyone I know, and why I NEVER fall in love. I hope you enjoy xxx ************************************************************* Reason Number One: Your wife. Julie and I have never been what you'd call close friends. She's quite a few years older than me, so we didn't hang around with the same crowd when we were younger. But I've always liked Julie, and living in a small town, it's inevitable that our paths will cross from time to time. Like they did last weekend. I told you I was going to Maria's hen party and presumably you knew Julie would be there, too. But you didn't tell me that. Y...

I was called on again by Jonathan Vernon-Smith on BBC Three Counties. He was discussing infidelity and super-injunctions. Andrew Marr brought the subject to the headlines and JVS was asking the question 'Will every man cheat, eventually?' Apparently Mr and Mrs Marr have been married for 23 years. Is it a generational thing? Or do they just do it when they have become bored? http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p00g4vml/The_JVS_Show_26_04_2011/ The subject matter is discussed for the first hour. I'm on around 40mins. I apologise for the woman before me if you bother to listen for the whole hour, she was hard work to listen to lol. Enjoy xx