The Life of a Serial Mistress

Wives are funny creatures. They don't want to have sex with their husbands for weeks or months, but then want to kill the woman who does.

Its ok , I'm not losing my mind and I won't end up with hundreds of blogs, but I realised that I was missing the point a little bit on here, and had actually strayed from the point of this particular blog by throwing up funnies :) I know we all need a laugh so I've decided to start a funny blog with jokes, funnies, and general daily smiles. Anyone who wants to contribute is more than welcome :) Not all of the jokes will be relationship or mistress based, they are just random things that make me smile and will hopefully cheer your day :) Enjoy The link is on the main pages of my blogs, and will be Twittered regularly. For those first visitors, here is the link http://smileymistress.blogspot.com/

For not blogging much this weekend. Been in a truly shocking mood with everyone after Thursday so I think I'm still sulking. I'll be back to my usual self tomorrow. Maybe its hormones, maybe its withdrawal symptoms, maybe its just realising that some people are generally badly behaved and have no manners. Time to rethink one or two people in my life and change things. I've always been a big believer that if something isn't making you very happy then it should be eliminated or changed. Either way I think there will be a cleansing session going on in my life and time to find something or someone different. Watch this space, changing things always create great stories and interesting opinions :)

Just a short post because its 5am and I'm still up, listening to Talk Sport, after doing about 2 hours on the Adrian Goldberg show. Its been tough, but great fun. I wanted to welcome my new followers and anyone who enjoyed or hated my interview. If you are curious about me and wanted to know more about what I do and who I am then by all means ask the question, comment on my blog, or Twitter me, good or bad I'll always reply. Its been an absolute pleasure talking to Adrian, and the callers have been 'interesting' to say the least. I was very pleased to get my say, and cover many aspects of my lifestyle choice. Its very difficult to get across what I do and why in the space of a five minute interview, but over 2 hours it was fascinating to see the different comments, changing (quite dramatically) from very negative with no support, to several pats on the back and offers! :) Clearly it takes a while to get the whole story across and I want to thank Talk Sport and Adr...

I didn't post this link earlier because I was shocked and stunned at the reaction I got during the interview, but hey, I've got to the point now where I'm saying 'sod it' because theres nothing I can do about it. The i player link will run out on Tuesday morning but will still be around for a few days. Enjoy and tell me what you think :) http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00k76qg/b00k76pw/The_Stephen_Nolan_Show_05_05_2009/ I'm on from about 1hr 7mins. Its not pleasant, but I suppose I have to take the bad with the good.

I've been heavily criticised for my recent radio appearances but I suppose once you're on the media treadmill you have to get on with it, and just when I think its dying down, there is another article surfacing, one I assumed wasn't going to be used. Anyway, the link is http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1178134/A-mistress-confesses-Why-I-want-sleep-husband--HE-wants-sleep-me.html And you're getting it before it hits the presses tomorrow morning. Let me know what you think, good or bad, and I figure with that awful picture its going to be more bad than good! lol

Husband and wife...BEFORE MARRIAGE: Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait! Wife - Do you want me to leave? Husband - No! Don't even think about it. Wife - Do you love me? Husband - Of course! Always have and always will! Wife - Have you ever cheated on me? Husband - No! Why are you even asking? Wife - Will you kiss me? Husband - Every chance I get! Wife - Will you hit me? Husband - Hell no! Are you crazy?! Wife - Can I trust you? Husband - Yes. Wife - Darling! AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top.