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Totally irrelevant but I had to post it ........

This has nothing to do with this blog, but my, it did make me smile when I read it. How times have changed :) WE WAS BRUNG UP PROPER ! "And we never had a whole Mars bar until 1993"!!! CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1930's 1940's, 50's, 60's and early 70's ! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, raw egg products, loads of bacon and processed meat, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes or cervical cancer. Then after that trauma, our baby cots were covered with bright coloured lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets or shoes, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottl

Is he a cheat?...

Do you suspect your man is playing away? I'm asked all the time how to spot the signs if he isn't happy at home and is looking elsewhere. Lipstick on his collar is no longer the only way to catch him out. He ignores texts : No one ignores texts. Especially not men: they get so few that every beep elicits a Pavlovian rummage in the jeans to check if a) Spurs have scored or b) a parent has died. Not checking it suggests he knows who sent it - especially if it arrives at a weird time. And is he rejecting a lot of calls? Or has he stopped casually leaving his phone on the coffee table? Worry. His dandruff has come back : Not cast-iron proof on its own (unless you DNA-test it and find it isn't his). But think about it: dry scalps can be easily treated with medical tinctures. But not if he's showered away from his own bathroom a couple of times. Unfamiliar shampoo - whether it be her Pantene or the watery stuff in a cheap hotel - will bring fresh flurries of flake

I've been away.....

This is just a brief note to those who have been dedicated enough to keep following me during my silence over the recent months. I appreciate you all for sticking with me. A blogger who doesn't blog is of no interest to anyone, but hopefully I will now be able to hold your attention for a little longer, and blog entertaining (and educational) posts. A great deal has been happening in my personal life, and more details will be forthcoming soon, but in the meantime, and interspersed between the personal episodes, I will post some interesting bits and pieces about infidelity, relationships, facts, and anecdotes. You all deserve far more from me, and hopefully the quiet time, I was forced to embark on recently, will become more exciting by the day. I will give you lots to read, lots to comment on, lots to learn, lots to laugh about and hopefully lots to follow avidly. And, as usual, I will invite all of your comments about what I write, good and bad, and any stories of your own

Up Close and Personals....

I'm appearing in the Observer newspaper today, in their Online Dating special section. I haven't seen it 'in the flesh' just yet, I refuse to go looking for a newsagent at 12.30 am :) Thank goodness for online newspapers! :) Check out the article. It's nothing major, and most of my followers will know the story, but its nice to see its not the typical 'mistress bashing' article. http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2010/aug/15/online-dating-up-close-personals-karen-marley Anyone who wants to visit my profile - if you haven't already - is welcome to check me out. I'm on Illicit Encounters as Yesgirl. Not your usual profile, but it seems to work for me :) More blogging to come soon, and I'll explain why I've been ridiculously slack with my posts. Hope everyone is having a great weekend xxxx

Tut tut Mr Crouch....

Yet another footballer hits the headlines. This time he's playing away with a hooker. And yet again we can hear the entire country take a sharp intake of breath, tut and ask why? His girlfriend is one of the most beautiful women in the public eye, I don't know a man who wouldn't want to be with her, not just because she's stunning, but because she has a fabulous personality, sense of humour and understands the offside rule. Naturally we don't know what the situation is at home, and to be honest we still don't know if his indiscretion is actually true, but we are all wondering what would possess a man to play around with a hooker when he has a model girlfriend at home. He was, of course, the man who, when asked 'If you weren't a footballer, what would you be?' replied 'A virgin'. A classic line, but surely he's not short of offers now, so the press were struggling to work out why he decided to play away with a prostitute. I understa

Adrian's show....

Good old Adrian, and TalkSport - yet another cracking show about sex and relationships - specifically circumcision this morning. Thoroughly enjoyed the chat. For all the new visitors to my site I thought I'd post a few links for you to follow, and invite you to email me or follow me on Facebook . My email address is kamc0pics@aol.com The link to my Facebook profile and my Twitter account are down the right hand side of this and the following posts. Please feel free to add me. And the links to my other blogs are also listed. Thank you for visiting and if you have any problems, or comments you wish to make, please feel free to mail me. Now I'm off to bed at this unearthly hour!! :) Night night xxx

Things you never want to hear on a date...

After my recent dating experiment, I decided to share with you the definitive list of lines you don't want to hear on a date... "Mum's waiting outside in the car." "Oh...... there's my ex in that bar. I think the restraining order has expired so it's fine, let's go in!" "Wow! You looked a lot thinner online. He would you look at that, my waist is smaller than yours." "Sorry about that. Broccoli gives me wind." "Committing has never been a problem for me. I've been married three times." "Double vodka on the rocks, please. On second thoughts - just bring me the bottle." "Right, now, you had an extra side order of asparagus, your dessert was £1.65 more, sooooo....." "I'm afraid we can't sleep together for six weeks - my penile implant is still very inflamed." "My anger management classes are going really well..... [to the waiter] NO, I DON'T WANT BLACK PEPPER!!!&q

Interesting story today.....

I know it's not in Britain, but this article caught my eye. It seems the whole world is suing someone for something these days, but am I wrong to actually believe this woman has a point? I'd love to hear your comments on this, and if you think she was right or wrong. Woman sues phone company after husband discovers affair through bill A Canadian woman whose husband discovered she was enjoying some extra-marital activities thanks to her itemised phone bill, has decided to sue the company responsible. Gabriella Nagy is after 600,000 Canadian dollars (£405,475) from Rogers Wireless, claiming invasion of privacy and breach of contract. The 35-year-old insists that she asked the company to send the bill in her name to her home but it was sent out under her husband's name, along with the television, Internet and home phone bills. His suspicions were aroused when he noticed an unknown number appearing somewhat frequently on the bill and, when he called, the man on the other end

BRMB Radio interview....

Here's the podcast of the radio interview I did on Monday night/Tuesday morning on the late night show called The Sanctuary with Caroline Martin. It was lovely having time to say my piece, she gave me a good 40 mins to talk, without interrupting, which makes a change. I only waffled a bit, which also makes a change! :) Hope you enjoy it, but make sure you settle down with a coffee or a glass of wine before you listen to it. http://mediaweb.musicradio.com/player/default.asp?s=14&e=131252

Nastiness.....

I have to apologise for the break in normal services, but I simply had to write a piece about the evil nastiness I have just had to tolerate on here. This blog is meant to be fun, it is meant to be a small insight into my life, and meant to be for people to read and take as seriously as they like. I am leaving myself wide open to be criticised for what I do with my life, how I date, who I date and how I write. I am not here to be openly crucified for how my life has turned out, including my financial situation and my health. Those matters are nothing to do with the people who read this blog. It is about my relationships, my dating preferences and, on occasion, sex. It is nothing to do with whether I pay my electricity bill or have two days in hospital and why. So, for those ignorant, judgemental, self-righteous critics who have taken it upon themselves to leave nasty comments, I apologise for not being as perfect as you clearly are. I live my life how I see fit. I live within

Date 3/7

Name: Brian Age: 43 Job: Warehouse Manager Marital Status: Single but fake married - explanation following Venue: Coffee shop Coffee only, as I try to do when I'm not completely sure about someone. I wondered why he jumped at the chance and didn't ask me to lunch or dinner - the real gentlemen always do - but it all became clear the longer we chatted, he clearly wasn't one for paying for things. We met at 1.30 at a cute little coffee shop in town. It closely resembles a private Starbucks with flavoured lattes, stunningly presented cappuccinos and hot chocolate to die for, with all the toppings you could dream of, like something from Willy Wonka's factory. I left him to order my coffee, gingerbread latte, and found us a table. When they were delivered to us mine was a work of art and he had a plain black coffee with a jug of cold milk. Each to their own I thought and we started the process of getting to know each other. Online he had been interesting

Date 2/7

Name: Ethan Age: 40 Job: Police Officer Marital Status: Separated Venue: Coffee Shop My god he's delicious!!! Unbelievably delicious!!! I could have eaten him up, there and then! His pictures hadn't done him justice at all. It was almost as if I'd seen a silhouette but not the complete person, an outline version of the man rather than the coloured in version, but once the smile spread across his gorgeous face, and his piercing blue eyes sparkled for the first time, he came to life. He was better than I could have hoped for, and it made me realise the phrase 'One woman's trash is another's treasure' is absolutely true. He split from his wife just over two months ago. They both decided it wasn't working and he hadn't been happy for ten years. I have to admit this is the only reservation I have. Some men split and hate being alone so much they replace their partner with someone who makes them feel safe and secure again. Some split and rep

Date 1/7

Name: Glen Age: 38 Job: Health and Safety Consultant Marital Status: Married Venue: Coffee Shop Not exactly the date I had anticipated. It started very well but slid down the slippery slope at a rate of knots. We were meeting for a coffee as he was passing on his way home. He had been incredibly keen to get me on my own, and of course the horny vibe had been well and truly waved in my face, like a big pink rabbit. I had tried my hardest to calm his ardour while we were chatting online, but I knew he would be quite a handful in person. I was determined to meet him somewhere very public, hoping he would keep his hands to himself, but sometimes a public setting just gives a man like him an extra challenge! He arrived a few minutes early and waited in the car park, texting me impatiently to hurry up. He was increasingly desperate to meet me, but as always, at the back of my mind, I was thinking he was more interested in putting his hand up my skirt rather than meeting M

Sex Around the World....

Some sex facts about some of the hottest countries in the world... Spain - A survey of 15,000 women in 20 countries ranked Spanish men the best lovers in the world, followed by Brazilians, then Italians. Altogether now: Hola Senor!! Brazil - Men in Brazil have had more partners in their lifetime - and more threesomes - than anyone else. Or maybe they're just the biggest liars. USA - A whopping one in five Yanks has taken 'performance-enhancing pills' to help them along in the bedroom. That's a whole lot of Viagra. Tunisia - Poor old Tunisians have to wait until they're 20 to get laid legally - compared to 13 in Spain. Australia - Almost three quarters of all Aussie men have had sex in a car. So that's why the Sheila's Wheels women look so damned happy. France - If you're looking for hot sex with a Frenchman, steer clear of fresh-faced youth - one in five 18 to 24-year-olds claims they have no interest whatsoever in sex or romance. Greece - If yo

Sorry folks.......

OK. I'm back. The 7 dates were finished a few weeks ago, and I had written about them, but couldn't blog them. The 30 dates were planned and organised and then out of nowhere I got sick, ended up in hospital and was told to take it easy. Obviously, dating 30 men in 30 days is not exactly 'taking it easy' :) So, on the docs recommendation - and yes, he did know what I was doing, if he hadn't been gay he might have been roped in for a date :) - I promised to take it easy and now I am back to full fitness, as well as can be expected anyway, and I'm starting my 30 dates next week :) So, please accept my apologies for not blogging lately, for not explaining what happened, and for making you all wait for the next exciting instalment of my crazy life :) I hope my blog posts over the next few weeks are interesting, exciting, funny and 'readable'. Thanks for sticking with me xxx

It's started....

The seven dates in seven days started this week and, so far, all is going well. Watch this space though, it could all go horribly wrong :) Seven seemed a sensible quantity to break me in for the mammoth 30 dates later this month, but I'm actually looking forward to it now. There has been plenty of interest from various places, so this could be just what I was looking for :) I promise I'll share every detail :) xx

Driver in hospital.....

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I know it's nothing at all to do with my blog, but I simply had to share this info and wish him well. You will find below what happened to my cousin on Monday, thankfully he's going to be ok, but it was still incredibly scary for him, and I would say the picture should be used as an advert for Audi! How a horse managed to land on the car, go through the windscreen and not kill him is truly remarkable. He made it into the paper but not for good reasons :( It's a miracle he walked away, and testament to the build quality of Audi cars! Horse hits car And this was his car after the event :( All my best wishes go out to him, and I hope he has a speedy recovery!

Link to Vanessa's show....

Link to Vanessa's show earlier today, about the mistress sued by the wife. http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p006y8d6/Vanessa_Feltz_24_03_2010/ On from about 42 mins (ish).

Vanessa's show .....

I was asked to do the Vanessa Feltz show on BBC London this morning, because the news had broken about the woman in America who sued the mistress for 'Alienation of affection' and won!! Outrageous story and I thank our legal system that this doesn't happen here. But is that because only American men are so gullible and easily led that they take no blame whatsoever for the breakdown of a marriage? Surely the mistress only plays a part, but as I have advocated for many many moons, so does the husband, AND the wife!! In my eyes, it has always been a fair three way split of the blame. Why only one person is apportioned the blame is simply beyond me. Unless this man was brainless, and made every decision with his penis, then I am amazed this has even been brought to court, let alone been judged, ending in a $9 million settlement in favour of the the wife. Along with showing her anger towards the mistress, by bringing this case she has publicly announced that her husband i

Alienation of affection.....

Article hitting the press today, in many papers. Thank god we don't work like this in England! :) http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article7073269.ece

30 dates in 30 days - or more....

I've decided to take on a challenge. I am going to start small but the idea is to build up to 30 dates in 30 days in either May or June this year. It's going to be quite a feat, and I don't even know if it will be possible, especially knowing how unreliable men can be, but I've come to the decision that it will be an interesting opportunity to meet some new people, see how easy or difficult it is to maintain or even organise, and see if, by the end of the month, it either gives me a buzz and makes me want more, or it puts me off dating for life. The thought of rushing headlong into this without any preparation was truly daunting, so I have decided to build up to it gradually. I'm starting with 7 dates in 7 days. This is not too far from my normal week if it logistically comes together, but I do love my 'me' time so I never fill my time completely. Not having the usual breaks in between could become a problem but I'm game for a laugh and always willi

Do you gift wrap your relationship?...

The more I spend time with married men, the more I hear how perfect their relationship looks on the surface to all of those around them. They all hide behind the facade that everything is fine. To look at the smiling beautiful couple you wouldn't imagine that they haven't been intimate for six months, argue constantly, sleep in separate beds, she goes to bed an hour earlier than him every night to avoid any intimacy, while he happily surfs the net for Internet porn to wank over and to catch up on his emails from the dating site he recently joined. I suppose we only have to look at the recent celebrity affairs and how the public have followed their relationships through the rag mags, seeing them smiling for the cameras, tactile, affectionate and appearing to have the perfect marriage, inseparable until it comes tumbling down around their ears, when their infidelities hit the headlines. Even as recently as today, Mark Owen, of Take That fame, has admitted to a string of affai

Shame on you....

It's not often I do this, but apart from laughing, I'm absolutely gobsmacked and quite disgusted at the email I have just received. I have been chatting with a guy I thought was quite interesting, nice profile, fairly attractive but certainly nothing special, and nearby (always a bonus). He hasn't rocked my world, I haven't made that much effort, but he was on the 'potential' list. Naturally I speak to several people while I am online, and receive several emails a day which I always consider, and respond to, politely. But occasionally I will take it further and get to know the guy until something makes me realise he's just not for me. This one was verging on 'not quite what I'm looking for' but I decided to persevere for another day or so, until I had made my mind up. He asked to see my photograph and I sent it to him. I am not god's gift, so I never assume I'm going to get a 'My god you're gorgeous' email back, but I&#

My blog... A new start

I genuinely don't believe I've done this blog justice. I've been selective with my postings. I've posted rambling thoughts when I could have told my followers everything that was going on, but because everyone I meet tends to know about the blog I can only be vague about what I post and who I mention because I don't want to embarrass anyone or upset my 'friends'. But for your sake, and mine, I've decided to say 'Sod it' and post whatever I damn well please now! I have blogged mostly about my feelings, about the attitude mistresses face, infidelity in general and of course if I've been in the press, but I think the real purpose of this blog has been lost. It was meant to be an insight into the life of a Serial Mistress. So, for the sake of all my fans and followers, I will attempt to do exactly that. I've been negligent over the last few weeks because I've been so caught up in other things. I've also been ill too, which hasn&

Illicit Encounters blog....

I'm happy to welcome the girls of Illicit Encounters to the world of blogging, and hope they have as much success with their blog as they have had with the site itself. I encourage everyone who reads my blog to follow this one too. Interesting reading :) http://blog.illicitencounters.com/ Enjoy xx

Married women....

A great article appeared in the Times this weekend, well worth a read, very well written and an interesting perspective. http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/relationships/article7036340.ece?token=null&offset=0&page=1

Bollocks or not? ....

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As seen in the Daily Mail - 2nd March 2010 Why you'd be stupid to cheat on your wife: Unfaithful men have lower IQs, say scientists. By JAMES TOZER Not too clever: Cheryl Cole has split from cheating husband Ashley, who is unlikely to win Mastermind, according to scientists Deceitful and despicable is one description that wronged wives could apply to their cheating husbands. Plain stupid is another. For scientists have concluded that men who sleep around are likely to have lower IQs. It is a finding likely to prove of interest to Cheryl Cole as she contemplates her errant partner Ashley's unfaithful ways. Dr Satoshi Kanazawa, an evolutionary psychologist from the London School of Economics and Political Science, said the smarter a man is, the less likely he is to cheat on his partner. His theory is based on the assertion that through evolutionary history, men have always been 'mildly polygamous'. That has changed today, however, and Dr Kanazawa explained that entering a